Dr. Mortimer Lafayette Blake Gordon had a hundred million eyes watching him.
“Good morning, my friends and brothers. Today, I am proud to announce the newest product from Dr. Gordons’ Communication Projects. This is the Dr. Gordon’s Hyper Cup Phone.
The phone can be cupped in your hand with greater ease than the Dr. Gordon’s Super Cup Phone or those available from rival phone firms. It has faster processing power than the Dr. Gordon’s Super Cup Phone. It is second to none.”
Dr. Gordon took a breath. The TV cameras saw.
“And, as always, the Dr. Gordon’s Hyper Cup Phone can attach with a pair of Dr Gordon’s Earphones to all past and present Dr. Gordon’s Weed Trimmers.”
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Written for this prompt.